CHECK OUT YOUR STATE MOTTO....
Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
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Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.
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Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.
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California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
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Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
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Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
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Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
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Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
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Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru. (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
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Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
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Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" .
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Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
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Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
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Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States.
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Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
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Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign.
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Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
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Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
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Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's.
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Michigan
First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians.
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Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
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Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.
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Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
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Montana
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
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Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
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Nevada
Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone!
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New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
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New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
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New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
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North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
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North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan.
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Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing.
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Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner.
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Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal.
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Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island!
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South Carolina
Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet!
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South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota.
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Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State.
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Texas
Se Hablo Ingles.
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Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus!
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Vermont
Ay, Yep
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Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington
We have more rain than you do.
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West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!
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Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese!
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Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared!
Okay.....so some of them are kinda lame. But Hey!!! It's finally this weekend! Hope it's a good one for you!!!
(originally posted 8/11/06 on Yahoo 360)
