Saturday, July 19, 2008

What's Your State Motto?, August 11, 2006


CHECK OUT YOUR STATE MOTTO....

Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

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Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

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Arizona

But It's A Dry Heat.

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Arkansas

Literacy Ain't Everything.

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California

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

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Colorado

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

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Connecticut

Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

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Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

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Florida

Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

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Georgia

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

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Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru. (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)

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Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes...

Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.

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Illinois

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" .

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Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.

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Iowa

We Do Amazing Things With Corn.

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Kansas

First Of The Rectangle States.

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Kentucky

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.

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Louisiana

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism

Campaign.

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Maine

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.

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Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.

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Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's.

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Michigan

First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians.

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Minnesota

10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.

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Mississippi

Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.

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Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.

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Montana

Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
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Nebraska

Ask About Our State Motto Contest.

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Nevada

Hookers and Poker!

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New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone!

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New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

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New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Pets.

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New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

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North Carolina

Tobacco Is A Vegetable.

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North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

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Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan.

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Oklahoma

Like The Play, But No Singing.

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Oregon

Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner.

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Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal.

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Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island!

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South Carolina

Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet!

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South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota.

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Tennessee

The Edyoocashun State.

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Texas

Se Hablo Ingles.

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Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus!

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Vermont

Ay, Yep

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Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

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Washington

We have more rain than you do.

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West Virginia

One Big Happy Family...Really!

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Wisconsin

Come Cut The Cheese!

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Wyoming

Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared!

Okay.....so some of them are kinda lame. But Hey!!! It's finally this weekend! Hope it's a good one for you!!!


(originally posted 8/11/06 on Yahoo 360)

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