Powerball Humor

This makes total sense to us and, it's pretty darned funny too!

 

Til Next Time...........................

The Perfect Christmas Gift

I know it's only June but yesterday, during one of those rare weekdays off, I was thinking about Christmas gifts.  What would the the coolest things I could get (within my budget) for the coolest people in my life.  There are a few of them and while I by no means have figured it out yet, my trip to the Sacramento Zoo yesterday did provide some inspiration when it comes to the annoying ones on my list.  The lump of coal thing is way overdone (and over-rated) so I, being "that guy" think I have come up with the perfect gift for the most annoying person on anyone's gift list.   LOL  I think this will work just fine!

Oh yeah, this will go over real well and I probably won't have to worry about them being on the list next year.

 

 

Okay, so I'm PROBABLY not that big a jerk........but I guy can daydream can't he?

Til Next Time.....................

Just One Of Those Things

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.  At least that was what I was always taught growing up.  That said, I'm going to anyway.  And when you find yourself sing this song tomorrow at work......YOU'RE WELCOME!

Until Next Time...............

New Menu Item at McDonald's?

With all the other arguments against McDonald's, you would think someone would have thought this through a little better. I guess this is what happens when you let children do grown up work.  Just sayin'..................

While You Weren't Looking (unless you're a Viacom stockholder)

 

While the world was arguing and debating the merit of Brian Williams six month suspension, without pay, from the NBC Nightly News, Jon Stewart and Comedy Central decided to rattle the cages of television viewers even further with the surprise announcement that Stewart would not be returning to the Daily Show  after the current season.  Since replacing Craig Kilborn in 1999, Stewart is the only host most viewers of the show have ever known. Their shock and dismay comes as no surprise nor should anyone be surprised to learn that stock in Comedy Central's parent company, Viacom, took a hit too on the heels of Stewart's surprise revelation. According to some Wall Street observers, Viacom's shareholders took that massive hit to the tune of somewhere around 350 million dollars.  That's a lot of bank for a newsman, who is not really a newsman.  There's no doubt that's a huge amount for a company to lose on a fake newscast.  While it's true that Stewart is a huge ratings and revenue cash cow for Comedy Central, the network is only a small part of the Viacom stable and this announcement should not have had that kind of impact on the company overall. But it did.  It is also also a huge indicator where the lines between entertainment and journalism are becoming more and more blurred every day. And going in the other direction, much like the lines between journalism and entertainment are becoming more and more blurred as evidenced with the recent Brian Williams scandal. 

Who will they get to replace Jon Stewart?  I'm not sure and I don't think the big cheeses at Viacom  have a clue either.  One thing is for sure though......they had better look and act a lot like Jon Stewart OR Brian Williams and be damn funny too or it might take Viacom  a long time to recover that 350 million in lost stock value!

Til Next Time............

Celebrities and Media Dish on the Cold Weather!

A few funnies from the Twittersphere on the cold weather engulfing the eastern and southern portions of the United States. Enjoy!

How cold is it? Miley Cyrus's entire body stuck to wrecking ball.

— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) January 7, 2014

From a friend across the aisle. A good one, I'll admit it. pic.twitter.com/KNLMbZrRxS

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) January 7, 2014

Polar Vortex drinking game: every time you see a TV reporter hold up a thermometer outdoors. (Can be played with Hot Chocolate too.)

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) January 6, 2014

Traveled from Caribbean to East Coast today. Climate did change. That settles it; I'm a believer.

— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) January 2, 2014

Til Next Time.......Cheers

Pic of the Day

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The irony here is sooooo thick!!!

Look What I Found!

......But it followed me home! Can we keep it please? Can We? Can We?? Can We???



Have a great weekend everyone!
Til Next Time..............

Attention Bad Drivers!!!

If you have ever been forced to endure the antics of bad drivers, you know, the people who should have never been issued a license but still think they own the road, then you are going to love this!



Now I don't condone road rage, but you have to admit, that was pretty damned funny!

Til Next Time...........

Doing My Part To Support The Global Warming Crowd!

Sometimes it's just to funny to resist!

Back in the Saddle!!

Well Well! After taking a break for a bit we're going to try and get back in the routine of regular writing. But where to start? There's so much going on out there, it's hard to pick my first target. So I think we'll ease back into it with a laugh.

As a matter of fact, I think we'll reserve Fridays for the mind blowing Moron of the Week! It'll be someone that does something so incredibly stupid, you can't help but laugh!

Take for example this guy, who obviously didn't know what NSFW means. As you watch the video, forget about the person being interviewed. What he is saying is irrelevant to this video. Just watch the guy behind the interviewee, just over 'his' right shoulder. And be sure to watch the computer screen he's looking at too. And above all else remember that this is live television.




Somebody please tell this guy what NSFW means!!! Quickly, before he loses his job!


UPDATE: Since this video hit you tube earlier in the week, the guy in front of the computer screen has become a viral video superstar. Most people caught in this situation would have been blasted out of the building so fast, they wouldn't have known what hit them. Not this guy though. Not only did this guy get to keep his job, but Miranda Kerr, the Victoria Secret model who was the subject of the email photos seen in the video, along with another financial news website came to his defense. Read about the aftermath here.

Still Loving Vacation

Yeah I'm still on vacation and there is a lot to share. I have several photos and even more stories to tell once I get my thoughts and photos organized. In the meantime, I received this video in my email today. If you have a kitty of your own and have ever tried to print something from your computer, you'll apreciate this....I promise.

TIL NEXT TIME.....

An "OctoMom" Halloween!

Okay....I know it's probably a little early to be starting this, but I have a feeling this is going to be the rage this Halloween. Last year It was Obama, this year OctoMom. The only this missing is the spandex and a huge "red" O on both of them!

til next time.................

2008 In Under 4 Minutes

As we enter into the new year, there are lots of things I will be ranting about, laughing at, and sharing with you in the days ahead. But tonight I thought we would take a look at the year gone by.

No, this isn't going to be one of those dull boring "year in review" posts like so many other blogs and websites are doing. Instead, I thought I'd share this incredibly funny video from You Tube. It's part of a larger series of vids called "Uncle Jay Explains."

So sit back and enjoy as Uncle Jay Explains 2008 (in under four minutes).



For more of Uncle Jays unique perspective check him out at www.youtube.com/user/UncleJayExplains

Picture of the Week

For those of you who have been concerned about all the chem trail stories floating around (no pun intended) or worried about the conspiracy theories that the government secretly has something to do with them......maybe our "Picture of the Week" will set your mind at ease.......



........or maybe not.

Til Next Time.............

A Question At Christmas Time....

Do you know what this is?






Frosty The Snowman's
Baby Picture



LOL! Merry Christmas Everyone!

Filler Up!!!

Would you let Pamela Anderson fill up your tank?



LOL......Not even with your car!

Til Next Time..............

Dear Santa.....

Dear Santa,
I know it's probably a little late to be asking this question.....but......just how good would I have to be to get one of these?


I know I wasn't as nice as I could've been, especially to those pesky telemarketers, the politicians knocking at my door looking for a vote, and the neighbors upstairs who were always having parties at three in the morning. But I really tried. I really did! Just let me know what I need to do and I'll leave you a bunch of extra cookies and a cold one to wash'em down.

Thanks and Merry Christmas
Mark

Weekend Funnies

Idiot Dad!

A guy at the supermarket sees an attractive woman waving at him.
She says "Hello!"
He's rather taken aback because he can't remember where he knows her from.
So he says..."Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?
The attractive lady looks into his eyes and calmly replies............"No, I'm your sons teacher."


Mom's Not To Bright Either!

This is just wrong on so many levels!

Let's See If Junior Is Any Smarter......

The father was passing by his son's bedroom and was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope prominently propped up on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope and with trembling hands began to read........

Dear Dad,
It is with great sorrow and regret that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is real nice. But I knew that you would not approve because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she is pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a whole stack of firewood for the winter. We share the dream of having many more children. She has also opened my eyes to the fact the marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing for ourselves and trading it with people who live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime, we will pray for science to find a cure for aids so that Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I know I'm only 15, but I also know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back so you'll have a chance to get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son John

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than report cards. You'll find that in my center desk drawer.
Please call me when it's safe to come home.

I do believe round one goes to Junior!!!
Til next time..................

Terry Tate Strikes Again!

Remember back in 2003, Superbowl 37, when Reebok first introduced us to Terry Tate:Office Linbacker? It was one of the many commercials that gained a lot of attention that year for their originality, creativity, and humor. Then once the game was over and all the hub-bub surrounding that years crop of Superbowl ads had subsided, Terry Tate endured the same fate as all the other "stars" of the Superbowl Sunday marketing blitz. He faded to the dark recesses of our memories, late night trivial pursuit questions, and obscure website pages........until now.

Terry has re-emerged onto the scene this presidential election year with a campaign designed to get the apathetic to polls. In typical Tate style, he has picked a side (and his first victim) so I'm pretty sure he won't entice too many conservatives to the polls with his latest video. But I have to admit it is kinda funny and it definitely gets your attention. Check it out.....



WOW! I'm not entirely sure who did the production on this piece, but my hat's off to them. The production was seamless. I spent a half hour trying to find the edit points with no luck. Very well done. I guess you could say that this piece give a whole new meaning to "Rock the Vote!"

Til next time..................