Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Family Life Slogans, February 15, 2006

Since my last couple blog entries have been on the serious side, I thought I'd lighten things up a bit tonight with a top 10 list that almost every parent can relate to.

Top 10 Slogans Used to Describe American Family Life

10. Raising a teenager is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
9. The joy of parenthood: What a parent experiences when all
the children are in bed

8. Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.
7. The only
people in this world who are always sure about the proper
way to raise children are those who've never had any.

6. Oh to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he
was small and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.
5. There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable
disease and his m
other's age.
4. Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.
Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.
2. Parenthood...If it was going to be easy, it never would have
started with something called labour!

AND FINALLY, The number one slogan used to describe

American Family Life…

1. "Avenge yourself! Live long enough to be a problem to
your children!"

....and of course my favorite that didn't make the list:

"Kids, can't live with them, couldn't live without them!"

(originally posted 2-15-06 on Yahoo 360)
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